Current mood:

crazy

Everyone loves an exiciting opener...I know I do
Don't you hate when you bite your thumb nail, but you bite it too short and then your thumb hurts? Yeahhhh...so not cool. Anyways, last night, Kim and I were just going to chill in her room and watch movies/tv and maybe dance. Her door was open and this kid John popped in like a little badger and was like "want to do some shots?" so we did. After awhile I chased it with water and just poured a whole bunch of barcadi into my water bottle and drank it. After that we just mingled in the halls with everyone and went dorm to dorm. I told everyone my "35 shots and a bottle of wine story" and that Kim just had 15 shots and I had 16 and we were in competition. I went into Kim's bathroom where I met Kristina, Sam, Ray Bizzle, and are you ready for this...Allllly. I've found an Ally. They were crackin me up for days, expecially Sam who just had sex. I don't know what the fuck I was saying to them...and I don't think I want to. Eeeeep. We chilled in there room for awhile talking pictures, Kim flashing, you know, the good stuff. I seriously think I blacked out, because I don't remember alot of the night. I remember not being able to lock the door so Kim's RA was helping me. I was talking to her completely trashed and having indepth conversations with her. Around 3am Kim was going to walk me back to my dorm but when we got outside there was about 12 guys on the stairs outside. We go out stubbling around and they're like "WoOoO girls gone wild!" and then I pulled Kim's shirt down for them so they get see some of her fuckin tits. Kims RA was like "No Kim you cannot leave, you're completely hammered" which cracked us the hell up. She's a swell RA...atleast for now. We went back to the room, chilled with people, then I felt ill so I hugged toilets for awhile. The shower curtain got knocked down and hit KimBojangles in the head. She called everyone and said she missed her cats. I heard people trying to give me advice on how to puke because it wasn't coming out. "Stick your fingers allll the way down your thraot Shelly!". Didn't work :\ The night ended up with me in the shower (with the water running) at 5am. WhOooOO?¿ I guess it's college. Not sure...
Kim managed to crawl on her bed which is up so high. I can't even get on her bed sober. We woke up hungover as hell and still alittle tipsy. Kim, Kmoney, Ally, and I went to Britton to get lunch because we were starving. After that I just chilled and watched the OC with Brittney and passed the hell out most of the day.
Oh Lifeeee!
Peace.Love.Bakedbeans